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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna stop you right there. - traffic"

"Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation."

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"What did the dragon say as he entered the party? Hey, how are you *Alduin*?"

"PENSIVE MAN: the most terrifying enemy we face is the fear within PERSON WHO NARROWLY SURVIVED A GRIZZLY ATTACK: or a bear"

"Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her."

"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""

"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"

"I still wake up hoping that class is cancelled."

"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."