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Joke of the Day
"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
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"A man walks up to a girl smoking in a bar. He ask if she knows of sudden infant death syndrome. She replies 'wut'... He says 'cause smoking kills, baby'"
"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."
"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."
"""You'll have more fun in high school, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in college, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."""
"Having sex in an elevator.. ..is wrong on so many levels"
"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"
"A woman said to her husband: ""Tie me and I'll let do what you want"" Then, he tied her and slept with the maid"