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Joke of the Day
"If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new"
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"There was a deaf mute who said so many dirty words that his mother had to wash his hands with soap."
"I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% and It looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I fucking look ugly in them."
"What do gay carpenters say... I'd tap that!"
"r/atheism That's the joke."
"Whats the worst part about having a lesbian for a roommate? They eat all the tuna!!!"
"""I'll hand you your change in the most inconvenient way possible!"" - Cashiers"
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."
"Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve... Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records. . . . . Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday."
"I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude"