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Joke of the Day

"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."

"On a scale of 1 to 10 on the hungover scale I'm at ""can't handle this conversation with my mom about a hickey."""

"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"

"I never scrape my back window so when I back out of parking spots I let Jesus decide if I'm gonna kill anyone"

"Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"

"So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere."

"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."

"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t."

"how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway"