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Joke of the Day

"Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants."

"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."

"Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails."

"Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other ""You bite him ? I'm driving."""

"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"

"Wanna hear a joke?! My youtube channel :)"

"My friends joke he made up!! Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual partners they have had? Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep. (Btw we are Australian sooo)"

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."

"What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?"