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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."
Next Joke
"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."
"How do you determine the personality of a hot dog? Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test"
"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""
"My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on."
"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."
"When you know it is too cold in Bay Area? When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets."
"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."
"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."