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Joke of the Day

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"How do you eat a computer? byte by byte."

"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"

"I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person. Though she was a real head-turner."

"Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught? He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU."

"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."

"What do Harvard and a virgin have in common? You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came."

"There's a little ""I'm jealous"" in every ""whatever."""