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Joke of the Day

"Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other ""You bite him ? I'm driving."""

"What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom? The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)"

"JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat"

"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."

"Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained."

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines."

"Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Tell me a joke. Make me laugh I need to hear a joke make me laugh please"