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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
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"What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! "
"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."
"I saw a woman suffering cardiac arrest earlier... She asked for me to call her an ambulance. I did, but I think she should've asked for help instead."
"The year is 2200. All fossil fuels are depleted. Our only source for coal is Santa Claus. Everyone must be naughty for the sake of mankind."
"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"
"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."
"A student told the teacher when he grows up he wants power. The teacher replied well your gonna first need to learn algebra..lol"
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"