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Joke of the Day
"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."
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"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."
"HER: let's be open about how we really feel. I'll go first I love you. ME: Ok well... I really, really, don't want Naruto to end HER: wtf?"
"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"
"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."
"Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged."
"What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? You see a woman learn her place."
"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"