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Joke of the Day
"What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?"
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"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."
"Apple has solved laptop theft by making them obsolete by the time thieves get out the door."
"Adding ""and shit"" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and shit."
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