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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke?! My youtube channel :)"

"Truth in advertising #1: Burger King- Your actually having it our way, and our way consists of making you fat."

"If cops were really public servants they'd stop pulling me over and start cleaning my house."

"Can we start a Rihanna joke thread? Or did Chris Brown beat her to the punch?"

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"

"What do you call a tree that smokes weed? Snoop Log"

"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."

"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"