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"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."
"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."
"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."
"I like to make intense direct eye contact with the person in the vehicle next to me at a stop light while I pick my nose."
"What do you call a metalhead with a cold? Flemmy"
"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"
"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"
"I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."
"A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together."