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Joke of the Day
"Squirrels are just rats who blow dry their tails."
Next Joke
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest accomplishment?"" Me: ""I was in a lot of people's MySpace Top 8s back in 2004."""
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."
"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"
"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."
"Adam hates going out for a meal with God. He always steals his ribs."
"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"
"Overheard at the coffee shop: 'i think that guy is listening to our conversation'"
"Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae"
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"