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Joke of the Day
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"
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"How will Trump fund the wall? He'll get the money from *wall* street"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"
"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"
"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."
"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years"
"What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners."
"Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!"