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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."
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"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."
"Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP"
"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"
"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."
"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"
"What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings? Jihad a chance, and you blew it."
"Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar."
"This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10"
"Just saw a billboard: $586.25 Complete cremation. 1) Is there partial cremation? 2) What's the 25cents for?"