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Joke of the Day

"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over."

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients, *asshole*."

"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."

"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."

"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""

"I didn't quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me"