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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a baby last night... ...I woke up screaming because I had shat myself"
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"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"
"Are we dangerous? ""Yes"" replied mother earth."
"What did the alcoholic 7 get diagnosed with? Heptatitis"
"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"
"Yo mama is so stank... She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh."
"Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams"
"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."
"Rest in peace boiled water You will be mist."