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Joke of the Day
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"
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"What is a cheating wife's worst nightmare? A husband in his hybrid"
"I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving"
"I bet you're the asshole that says ""we"" when talking about your favorite sports team like you're on the actual roster."
"Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults."
"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"
"Pretty cool how money could literally solve all my problems."
"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"
"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."
"I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit."