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Joke of the Day
"Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams"
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"Hate when I lay out too close to the shoreline and the other beach goers team up to try to push me back in the water."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar The bartender says okay I'll serve you, as long as you don't start anything."
"I like my women like just like my cars 12 years old and made in Japan Edit: Made in the 90's and topless in the summer?"
"Last night I slept with my contact lenses on. My dreams have never been clearer."
"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Just heard a lady say she's been shopping at this Kmart for the last 15 years, and I was like, ""doesn't your family miss you?"""
"Someone asked me recently what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."