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Joke of the Day
"What did the alcoholic 7 get diagnosed with? Heptatitis"
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"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
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"My doctor recommended that I should stab an unsuspecting coworker, or do some anger management or something."
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"So, this dugong was all up in my face today askin what kinda shirt I was wearin. I said, ""Manatee."""