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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so stank... She has to put ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh."
Next Joke
"I bumped into an owl friend of mine... ... who told me he was getting engaged. I said, ""You twit, to who?"""
"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""
"The CEO of Apple came out gay... Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight"
"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
"Jesus hands his iPhone to da Vinci, ""hey can you get one of me and my best buds? thanks man! HEY EVERYONE GET ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE TABLE"""
"Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex."
"Elmer Fudd knew how to deal with a duck face."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"