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Joke of the Day

"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."

"The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM...."

"Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going."

"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."

"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."

"Two men walk into a bar... Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ""I'll have H2O"". The second man says "" I'll have H2O too"". The second man dies."

"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."

"What do you call it when a psychic midget escapes from prison? A small medium at large."

"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."

"A North Korean man announce yesterday that his Dog gave birth to a 1/2 Dog 1/2 Cat offspring! Also referred to in Korea as the #2 ""Combo""!!!"