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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"
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"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"
"Got a call that my Grandma only has 1 day left to live... But I'm still not paying the ransom."
"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he was married."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out."
"Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"""let's put computers and keyboards in our cars. now let's go catch all the people typing on tiny keyboards in their cars"" - cops"
"A cat met her long lost boyfriend after 35 years and says.. Meow meow..."