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Joke of the Day
"My purse is deeper than some people."
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"Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? ""Follow Your Dreams."" -Freddy Kreuger, 2016"
"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."
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"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ""Tennish"""