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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."
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"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch."
"What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend? Don't be koi."
"Hair Disorders by Dan Druff"
"""HONEY, MY TOOTHBRUSH IS MOVING!"" ""Has it got ears?"" ""YEAH."" ""Tail?"" ""YEAH."" ""Is it the dog?"" ""I THINK I KNOW THE DIFF--AH IT BIT ME AGAIN!"""
"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""
"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"
"What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney? Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke"
"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."
"Shovels are incredible They're ground-breaking technology!"