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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around. Go straight to printing money."

"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"

"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""

"Why is your room like the Middle East? Because your bed is practically Iraq! *Hey, this subrettit has to have a few corny jokes right?!*"

"Was the discovery of a new planet an accident? or did they planet"

"im the guy responsible for throwing the chicken in the air for fried chicken commercials. i will never reveal my secret method's"

"Everytime someone cuts me off in traffic, an angel gets its wings Because I'm going to kill a motherfucker."

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."