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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ""Tennish"""
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"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."
"If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free."
"It's impossible to be a parent and stay on twitter so I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye. So this is your uncle, you live with him now."
"One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime to the second a dime and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three."
"Shoutout to grandpa... That's the only way he can hear."
"Did you hear about the homosexual magician? He disappeared in a poof."
"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"
"Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything"