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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup? If they had one more it would be to farty"

"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"

"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"

"The real miracle is that the human race still exists after being stupid enough to kill the guy who could turn water into wine... Idiots."

"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Because you're special."

"I farted loudly in an Apple store and everyone got really pissed off at me. But its not my fault they don't have windows."

"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"

"I love the F5 key... It's very refreshing."

"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."

"I realized that my parents can be proud of my strict upbringing when I tripped and fell down the whole staircase shouting ""OUCH, OUCH! It hurts!""."