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Joke of the Day
"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."
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"I spilled spot eraser on my dog... Now he's gone."
"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."
"The days of good grammar has went."
"Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him."
"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."
"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"
"Have you heard the news story about the kid that was arrested when they thought the clock he brought to school was a bomb? It's blowing up"
"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"
"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."