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Joke of the Day
"Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? ""Follow Your Dreams."" -Freddy Kreuger, 2016"
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"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."
"I love England th... I love England the flags a big plus"
"Sometimes I feel like a doctor stuck studying X-rays to gauge the health impacts of excessive sausage eating. I tend to see the wurst in people."
"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"
"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."
"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"