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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."
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"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."
"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"
"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."
"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."
"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"How do you make three pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."