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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box? Corpell tunnel syndrome"

"Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles? The Betty Ford Clinic"

"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"No wonder hell finally froze over for the Cubs... ...because the devil left to be President"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Without some other guy's dick in em"

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."

"The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died. The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat."

"What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board."

"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."