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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles? The Betty Ford Clinic"
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"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."
"I like this new trend in hotels where to get some light on you have to walk around the room for 5 minutes turning 8 small lights on."
"I got fired from the sperm bank today.. Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job."
"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."
"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."
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"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
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