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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Without some other guy's dick in em"
Next Joke
"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."
"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."
"What do you call a snail in the sea? A snailor."
"Tomorrow I'm opening the time capsule I buried as a kid. Can't wait to see how big my puppy got."
"Why is ISIS so good at sports? Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute"
"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"
"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"
"Oh good, I've made this mistake before so I know what to expect."
"Don't anthropomorphize your pets... They hate it when you do that."