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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."

"The link between Eschatology and Scatology While no one really knows what will happen at the end of times, one thing is certain. It will all go to shit."

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!, I'm gay."

"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."

"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."

"What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"

"When does it Rain Money? When there's a change in the weather."

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""