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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."
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"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"
"3 women in a bar are comparing how loose they are... One claimed they could fit a sausage, another claimed they can fit a cucumber and the other slid down the bar stool."
"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."
"I offended someone with a joke about molestation. I forgot it's a touchy subject."
"The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve We call it Yule Brinner."
"Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"
"Just dropped my iPhone in the bath tub. I think it's syncing."
"What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor? Lets get physical!"