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Joke of the Day

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the sidewalk! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse."

"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."

"There was a fire at the supermarket I work at today. We now offer a large selection of smoked goods."

"Last year, I went to study abroad and I am NOT HAPPY about it! This year, my girlfriend is going to study a dude."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"What's the most important part of an ISIS joke? The execution."

"I read an article about how much college will cost in 20 years so I'm scraping some paint chips off the house for my daughter to snack on."

"I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious."

"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."

"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."