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Joke of the Day
"What's the most important part of an ISIS joke? The execution."
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"What's E.T short for? Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for? Because he can't sit down."
"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."
"Wife: We're supposed to get 8-10 inches tonight. Me: That's what she said. Wife: Can't you do any better than that? Me: That's what she said"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."
"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"
"Whats all of this fuss about reposts? I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)"
"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."
"What happened when Rick fell down a hill? Rick rolled."
"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."