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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."
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"Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died? He just needed a little bit of Clojure."
"When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen."
"What has 5 eyes? invisibility"
"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"
"Well at least Trump and I have one thing in common.. ..we both think his daughter is hot."
"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."
"Give a man a six pack and he'll drink for a day. Give him a 24 pack and he'll drink for a day."
"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."
"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"