198078
Joke of the Day
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."
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"Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot."
"in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go? AYN ALLEY"
"My mouth so dry... Eli Whitney walk up on me while I'm yawning and invent the cotton gin."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee."
"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"
"Cannibals like to meat people."
"""My wife and I decided we don't want to have kids."" ""But...don't you already have 2?"" ""Yeah."""
"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."
"Daddy, what's a transvestite? Ask mommy, he knows"