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Joke of the Day

"There was a fire at the supermarket I work at today. We now offer a large selection of smoked goods."

"So Ron Jeremy... ...makes his money with his penis. I've also heard that his penis is so long, he can suck it himself. Which means that Ron Jeremy can literally put his money where his mouth is."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy? It depends on how big his plantation is."

"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."

"What's the difference between a hooker and your wife? You pay the hooker and she does what you want. And you pay your wife and she does what she wants."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot!"

"Those magical three words you've been waiting so long to hear. Red, or white?"