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Joke of the Day
"CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube."
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"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"
"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."
"Who do they bring in if the stand up comedian dies during the show? A stand in comedian"
"What does the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit"
"R.I.P. the phrase ""I don't have an opinion on it."" Born 1550 - Died 2014"
"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"
"Went to the doctors yesterday and was told I have to stop masturbating, Apparently it was upsetting the other people in the waiting room"