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Joke of the Day
"Born on February 29th of a leap year, I can't legally drink till I'm 84."
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"Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk."
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"Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*"