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Joke of the Day
"I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly, I think no one should support them."
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"During your interview, try ending every sentence with ""dot jpg"". ""How would you say you handle job pressure?"" --Not a problem.jpg"
"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"
"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."
"Real person: Do you have Twitter? I'll follow you! Me: Nope, sorry. Don't have a phone or a computer. Or a microwave. Hard times and all.."
"[answers phone in crowded elevator] give me some good news...HOW contagious?"
"Damn it's so cold out i saw woman in two pairs of pajamas at walmart"
"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks Sack off"
"*Receives good, solid, sound advice. *Does exact opposite."