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Joke of the Day
"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"
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"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"
"Green Day released a new politically fuelled single today called ""Wake Me Up When November Ends"" T___T"
"Instagram is down! I'm freaking out! What are you people eating? How are your pets? What the hell is happening???"
"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."
"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."
"What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO"
"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."