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Joke of the Day

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"

"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."

"It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep."

"Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!"

"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."

"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"

"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"

"TIFU by letting my dog have sex with me (NSFW) It was ruff"

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"