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Joke of the Day

"I went on a date last night with Hellen Keller. I'll never go on a blind date again."

"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."

"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"

"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"

"The NA cs:go scene"

"I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath are very real and to me that is far more terrifying"

"If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President... He could only lose to paper."

"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"

"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger."

"TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi."