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Joke of the Day

"The NA cs:go scene"

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver"

"Fake Agent Videos is like punching someone in the face and telling them ""That wasn't a real punch, and this isn't a real fight"" That's it, that was the joke."

"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."

"Dear every hip hop artist: No, I don't know what you're saying. Maybe if you ask me another 36 times before the song is over."

"Hello 911? ""What's your emergency?"" You work in a building? ""Yes"" Inside? ""Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!"

"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"

"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"

"It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency"

"Why does no one like the number 4? It's too square."