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Joke of the Day

"UFO conspirators believe theres been an invasion... ... They have reported an incredibly high amount of aliens at California DMV's."

"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."

"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""

"A joke for Europe A Greek, an Italian, and a Spaniard go into a bar and have an awesome time, ordering drinks till dawn. So who pays the tab? A German."

"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"

"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"

"You thought the co-workers on your floor are happy That guy coming out of the elevator is on a whole other level"

"It's too bad your funny status was ruined by your inability to spell."