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Joke of the Day

"This joke is best told with a german accent Why did my grandfather cross the road? -to occupy France"

"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."

"I never had to swim for my life in a shark attack but once I had to doggy-paddle really fast to get out of a pool when it was dessert time."

"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"

"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"

"Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes? Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there?!'"

"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""

"What happened to King Midas after he facepalm'd? He turned into Donald Trump."