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Joke of the Day
"If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President... He could only lose to paper."
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"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."
"Can I get a football meatlong? With please, cheese."
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"
"What do you call a cook with ebowla espatula ill be here all night guys"
"Didn't know true sadness until I accidentally pressed a button on my iPhone camera and saw my face from 2 inches away."
"Jumping on a trampoline naked is an awesome way to see the past, present and future of your body."
"A black kid comes home from elementary school one day... And says, ""hey mom, I've got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is that cause I'm black?"" She says ""no Tyrone, it's cause you're nineteen"""
"Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??"